Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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