Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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