David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
