it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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