It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Still dying that you shit outside
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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