people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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