I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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