Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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