I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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