Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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