So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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