Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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