we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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