Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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