If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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