WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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