We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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