What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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