Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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