it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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