Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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