I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
love makes seman taste better
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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