there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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