I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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