Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
