We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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