I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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