Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
farters have to be the big spoon...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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