How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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