I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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