I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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