Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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