carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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