do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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