honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Randomize
