That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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