My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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