i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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