So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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