Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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