Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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