Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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