jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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