I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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