do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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