Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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