So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
