Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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