Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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