My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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