I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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