I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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