Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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