we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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