Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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